January 2013
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Jan 17th
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Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because I just got emotional watching Grey’s anatomy.
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October 2012
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Oct 1st
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September 2012
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August 2012
2 posts
WAHAHAHAHAHA
Ahahahwahahahahahaha :P
Aug 6th
WatchWatch
This is actually the best thing ever.
Aug 4th
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July 2012
1 post
Jul 31st
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June 2012
1 post
Jun 25th
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May 2012
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May 5th
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April 2012
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January 2012
1 post
Jan 5th
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December 2011
8 posts
Dec 26th
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Perfect
Buster: I want to go with mom.
Michael: You said that she shoots you down.
Buster: I was trying to fit in.
Michael: You were flying today, buddy.
Buster: Yes. I was flying... but a little too close to the sun.
Lucille: You let him go in the sun?!
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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April 2011
3 posts
Try Piercings
fakescience:
Apr 12th
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Apr 11th
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Megan Amram: Things To Do Before I Die →
meganamram: See Paris See anything (I’m blind) Swim WITHOUT dolphins for ONCE Milk one of God’s lesser beasts (bat, eel, etc.) Climb a mountain (acceptable types of mountains: hard rock candy, Brokeback) Go back in time and go to Hitler and be like hey come on Tickle a bat ;) Finally ask out…
Apr 11th
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I'm good at things
Absolutely the best.
Apr 1st
January 2011
13 posts
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Story of a Life
I was born an undesirable. Let me rephrase; I was born with not only my original head but with another, terrible, and strangely maleable “second head” sprouting out of my throat. Although I was quite content with my fleshy friend, my parents, the doctor and all his nurses could barely restrain the prehensile and unusually acidic vomit that my image inspired. Since the mass, which I now...
Jan 17th
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The interwebs are both a blessing and a curse,... →
Jan 10th
Important facts →
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FUCK
I’m tired. And thankfully blood is still rushing through this poorly animated corpse. I feel like a million people just had their way with me and left me in the gutter to starve and then freeze. So, 100% healthy. Normal times.
Jan 10th
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December 2010
10 posts
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
BACK
So, I’m back in the states (thank God). I mean, Australia was really nice and warm and sunny, but I miss my home. Also, my grandmother is insane, which was sort of stressful. Well, now she knows that my sister and I are just heinous disappointments, which will make future visits easier, I suppose. 
Dec 30th
“Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit!...”
– Babs Johnson, Pink Flamingos
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GIVE ME ATTENTION
I consider this blog a gift to all human kind. I mean, people would kill to know what goes on in my head. Too bad that information will kill you.
Dec 14th